Rusty .... *Opens DNA results* ... *pauses* .... *Folds them back up*
... *Looks at the audience* ... *Back at rusty* .... *dramatic pause* ...
YOU ARE YOUR BABYS DADDY!!
Crowd: GASP!!!
Audience member #1: Awww Shoot yo!!
Chineese one night stand girl: *Hits rusty* I told joo so I told joo so
Audence member #2: Dayyymmmmm!!!
*Chineese girls runs backstage and collaspes crying*
Maury: *Walks back stage* There there Jing Sun there there *Continues to act like he really cares when in reality he just wants to fondle the chick.* We'll be right abck ater this.
Commercial: "Has this ever happened to you?"
*Cut scene to a man being run down by car*
"Some thoughtless driver runs you down even though you were jay walking?"
"I'm Kevin Kurtis and I demand that you get every dime that I can sqeeze from his cold dead hands"
"Call me today for a free consultation"
Number on the screen: 1-800-SUEM-ALL
Voiceover: "Call today we're in the yellow pages under Ambulance Chasers"
Kicker774 wrote:God I hope it doesn't spread like that SARS epidemic
Hope harder. I almost got hit AGAIN on my way home from work tonight.
The stupid abounds.
~*Megan*~
"Wow, nice to meet you. Nine years huh? That's a really long time. Are you going to stab me or something? Because if you are, can we get it over with?" ~Jer
You are never stronger than when you land on the other side of despair. ~Zadie Smith, White Teeth
Yeah I'm okay, I was just shaken up. Minor damage to the car. I'm more irritated now than anything.
~*Megan*~
"Wow, nice to meet you. Nine years huh? That's a really long time. Are you going to stab me or something? Because if you are, can we get it over with?" ~Jer
You are never stronger than when you land on the other side of despair. ~Zadie Smith, White Teeth
OH NOES YOUR IMAGE WAS IN AN ACCIDENT! BETTER TAKE IT TO THE HOPSICLE!
~*Megan*~
"Wow, nice to meet you. Nine years huh? That's a really long time. Are you going to stab me or something? Because if you are, can we get it over with?" ~Jer
You are never stronger than when you land on the other side of despair. ~Zadie Smith, White Teeth
"Wow, nice to meet you. Nine years huh? That's a really long time. Are you going to stab me or something? Because if you are, can we get it over with?" ~Jer
You are never stronger than when you land on the other side of despair. ~Zadie Smith, White Teeth
"Wow, nice to meet you. Nine years huh? That's a really long time. Are you going to stab me or something? Because if you are, can we get it over with?" ~Jer
You are never stronger than when you land on the other side of despair. ~Zadie Smith, White Teeth
Rusty .... *Opens DNA results* ... *pauses* .... *Folds them back up*
... *Looks at the audience* ... *Back at rusty* .... *dramatic pause* ...
YOU ARE YOUR BABYS DADDY!!
Crowd: GASP!!!
Audience member #1: Awww Shoot yo!!
Chineese one night stand girl: *Hits rusty* I told joo so I told joo so
Audence member #2: Dayyymmmmm!!!
*Chineese girls runs backstage and collaspes crying*
Maury: *Walks back stage* There there Jing Sun there there *Continues to act like he really cares when in reality he just wants to fondle the chick.* We'll be right abck ater this.
Commercial: "Has this ever happened to you?"
*Cut scene to a man being run down by car*
"Some thoughtless driver runs you down even though you were jay walking?"
"I'm Kevin Kurtis and I demand that you get every dime that I can sqeeze from his cold dead hands"
"Call me today for a free consultation"
Number on the screen: 1-800-SUEM-ALL
Voiceover: "Call today we're in the yellow pages under Ambulance Chasers"
