Baseball Season

areusad831 · Post by **areusad831** » 4/1/2003, 2:52 pm

luckyJQ9 wrote:I get to go to my first MLB baseball game on April 9th, whoohooo..i'm so fuckin' excited!!!!!!

they are boring.

luckyJQ9 · Post by **luckyJQ9** » 4/1/2003, 6:51 pm

Hmm...I have this amazing ability to sit down and watch an entire Phillies game on TV. If I can sit through that, then surely it would be ten times better in person! And I don't have to pay for it!!!!

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 4/1/2003, 6:55 pm

I still haven't went to a Tigers' game since the last game at Tiger Stadium. I caught two foul balls at that game. They sit in my closet.

luckyJQ9 · Post by **luckyJQ9** » 4/1/2003, 7:06 pm

i'm good at getting baseballs at games. I've only hit up AA and AAA so far, but the trick is to yell really loud that you love a player, and keep yelling it until you get his attention, then smile and wave. Next foul ball that he gets, or end of inning ball will go straight to you

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 4/1/2003, 8:51 pm

Well, I like had to work for the ball. That means me and a bunch of drunks going after the same foul ball. I win, but I get covered in beer. Fun times though.

luckyJQ9 · Post by **luckyJQ9** » 4/1/2003, 9:34 pm

us girls can get whatever we want

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 4/1/2003, 9:37 pm

it's true.

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 4/1/2003, 10:54 pm

Yeah, it's funny how life works. If you have perky tits and a nice ass, you can get anything you want in life....including baseballs that men like me have to fight for.

luckyJQ9 · Post by **luckyJQ9** » 4/1/2003, 10:58 pm

my boobs are not that great, nor is my ass, but i've got a vag, and that's all that really matters..

Bandalero · Post by **Bandalero** » 4/2/2003, 1:27 am

luckyJQ9 wrote:my boobs are not that great, nor is my ass, but i've got a vag, and that's all that really matters..

oh i dunno, your rack seems rather nice, and that ass.......you could bounce a quarter on that mother! i'm not even going to get into talking about your vag.