Maida Mafia !!!!!

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 9/20/2002, 6:02 pm

I wanna be Steve's Body Guard so that Raine doesn't molest him anymore.

liam · Post by **liam** » 9/20/2002, 6:03 pm

better communism thats what the people need!

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 9/20/2002, 6:03 pm

Hey! I thought we were in favor of RMS!

liam · Post by **liam** » 9/20/2002, 6:04 pm

Raine Maida Skanks? ... im not a skank

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 9/20/2002, 6:04 pm

ok...then I wanna be the girl that makes sure that Raine doesn't hurt himself when he jumps on pedestals and climbs railings and crowdsurfs.

Potato Girl · Post by **Potato Girl** » 9/20/2002, 6:05 pm

fluttergirl wrote:hey chica, it's not really my cult. it's the people's cult. everyone's invited! besides, Aerin's the prez. I hate politics. I want a cool name like Raine's Boxer Inspector. I'll make sure he wears the correct sized underpants so they're not always hanging over the top of his pants.

shit for once i can't think of a title, any ideas?

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 9/20/2002, 6:07 pm

For Liam, the non-abbreviatorily-inclined: RMS=Raine Molesting Steve.

Beth is now officially Raine's Safety Net.

liam · Post by **liam** » 9/20/2002, 6:08 pm

maida-boxer-inspector

the ... MBI! (not to get confused with any copy righted material)

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 9/20/2002, 6:09 pm

yes!!!! I'll carefully inspect all the things that he wants to climb upon.

liam · Post by **liam** » 9/20/2002, 6:09 pm

okedoke

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 9/20/2002, 6:21 pm

y'all crack me up!

Potato Girl · Post by **Potato Girl** » 9/20/2002, 6:22 pm

President Aerin, could i be the Official Armband/tie/accessory Stylist?

If i think of anything better i'll change it...

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 9/20/2002, 6:23 pm

Raine needs a personal stylist. someone get him some new clothes! except the boxers. I've got that covered, baybeeee!

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 9/20/2002, 6:23 pm

You may indeed! Make sure Raine is always stylin' and profilin'.

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 9/20/2002, 6:25 pm

Gail would shoot me for saying this, but can we jump on Raine and cut his hair? *sigh* ok, maybe not. damn the luck.

Potato Girl · Post by **Potato Girl** » 9/20/2002, 6:26 pm

fluttergirl wrote:Raine needs a personal stylist. someone get him some new clothes! except the boxers. I've got that covered, baybeeee!

and make sure he wears a DAMN BELT that actually works!

( i guess i could semi- take over the whole stylist thing, but the boxers are yours, so, no worries)

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 9/20/2002, 6:30 pm

Wesley Willis' "Cut the Mullet"

Do something about your long filthy hair
It looks like a rats nest
Do something about your mullet
Get out the hair clippers, jerk!

CUT THE MULLET! CUT THE MULLET! CUT THE MULLET! CUT THE MULLET!

Get the rats nest off your head
Get that crazy-ass mullet off your skull
Take your ass to the barber shop
Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an ass-hole

CUT THE MULLET! CUT THE MULLET! CUT THE MULLET! CUT THE MULLET!!

*badass keyboard demo track solo*

The mullet is the reason that people hate you
They are sick of looking at your nappy wheat sack
Nobody wants to look at you with that mullet on your head
Why don't you cut that mullet, you numbskull!

CUT THE MULLET! CUT THE MULLET! CUT THE MULLET! CUT THE MULLET!!!

Rock over London! Rock on Chicago! Insure One: It's the Insurance Superstore!

Somebody needs to anonymously send this song to Raine, before he fully crosses over into Mullet-Land.

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 9/20/2002, 6:31 pm

I love Wesley Willis!!! Aerin, you just keep getting cooler and cooler.

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 9/20/2002, 6:34 pm

Thanks!

the android · Post by **the android** » 9/20/2002, 6:35 pm

CHICKEN COW! CHICKEN COW!