PORN

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 5/27/2003, 7:28 pm

Sorry. I'm a lesbian now. I guess this means no more late-night escapades for us.

(by the way, this is the best thread EVER

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Joey · Post by **Joey** » 5/27/2003, 7:53 pm

Was it seeing the horses so happy together that inspired your lesbianism?

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 5/27/2003, 7:54 pm

No I just gave up on men, you must have missed that

Joey · Post by **Joey** » 5/27/2003, 7:55 pm

dammit .. so the horses are just an inspiration to me then ..

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 5/27/2003, 7:56 pm

Apparently

areusad831 · Post by **areusad831** » 5/27/2003, 9:17 pm

horses are hot when they mate (bethany)

sandsleeper · Post by **sandsleeper** » 5/27/2003, 9:37 pm

i used to have a pair of cockatiels. those things were so damn horny. they'd go at it 12 hours out of the day. the female would sqeak the whole time and when they were done the male would whistle the charge tune.

now that would have made some good pornos.

Joey · Post by **Joey** » 5/27/2003, 9:38 pm

I had a budgie .. and he used to hump his mirror .. I guess he found himself rather sexy

sandsleeper · Post by **sandsleeper** » 5/27/2003, 9:39 pm

whoa... there's a complex for ya. yeah my lovebird used to hump the toy bird in his cage. my mom took it out cause she thought it was "indecent"

Furious George · Post by **Furious George** » 5/27/2003, 9:49 pm

Well, for any of those out there embarrased by bizzare fetishes, just observe the animal kingdom and you will soon find out that such fetishes are quite normal. Well, except for humping your mirror, that's a little strange.

Joey · Post by **Joey** » 5/27/2003, 9:52 pm

My dog used to hump my cats

and my 2 cats (who were brothers by the way) used to hump each other too.

Furious George · Post by **Furious George** » 5/27/2003, 10:12 pm

Whoa.... unexplicable.

Joey · Post by **Joey** » 5/27/2003, 10:16 pm

nah .. just having all 3 pets in heat at the same time .. just a lot of horniness

Furious George · Post by **Furious George** » 5/27/2003, 10:57 pm

Oh ok I can relate. It's that feeling.. that feeling that you want to f*** everything in sight.

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 5/27/2003, 11:03 pm

wow
what a great thread

lesbian horses.. birds humping each other.. birds humping mirrors.. joey's possibly gay cats.. bai (joey's dog) humpin the aforementioned possibly gay cats..

damn my bro for using the comp so much.. im missin out here!

Joey · Post by **Joey** » 5/27/2003, 11:07 pm

Yes .. my 3 male pets partaking in a threesome .. provided hours of entertainment

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 5/27/2003, 11:09 pm

somehow.. you saying that doesnt surprise me joey

and that really does scare me

Joey · Post by **Joey** » 5/27/2003, 11:12 pm

Okay .. don't make me get started on what you enjoy doing with your webcam

*coughs*

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 5/27/2003, 11:17 pm

webcam?!
i dont have such a thing!

curtman16 · Post by **curtman16** » 5/28/2003, 2:17 am

clumsy_congressman wrote:what's porn Seeing Katie Holmes topless from "The Gift" was the last thing even close to porn that I saw

katie holmes topless

I look at porn on a regular basis; usually twice daily.