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*keeps following Lando around*

And, no... my computer took the hub from me... and the hub's not a board, silly.

OOPS I was thinking board... I was gonna ask why you weren't on the hub earlier because I was and only kym was there and she sweared at me and I cried and peed my shorts and my shorts is yellow now and they smells like bad truckstops and i dont like trucks they's loud.

Aww, poor Lando. *gives you clean shorts to put on*

a thong isn't SHORTS nikki!

:enjoys thong:

Well, as long as you're enjoying yourself. *doesn't give Lando real shorts*

I wouldn't mind a pair of depends if you got a spare.

I do! I've got a year's supply! *hands Lando a Depends*

I always use each pair like six times before I change them!

It's my way to Reduce! Re-use! and Recycle!

CAP'N!!! *attacks*

I saw the captain having gay sex with hoggish greedly. They were both drunk. I hold no grudges.

I don't think the Cap'n would appreciate you sharing that with the whole CM.

Let's pretend it's only between you and I, and then we'll tell everyone else who reads that post that it was really a dire attempt from a My Little Ponies fan.

Sounds like a plan!

Aww.

Note: My little ponies have aids. Touch them and you get herpes also.

Well, I already have herpes somehow, thanks to Alex.