conversation between my mom and me last night:
Mom: So, do you want to go to the Thanksgiving Day parade this year?
Me: yeah, but none of my friends want to go.
Mom: Why don't you invite Steve?
Me: What? Who's Steve?
Mom: Steve? You know, Steve Mazur
Me: Mom...I don't think...
Mom: He's from Detroit, right? See if you can get any of your friends to ask him if he want to go
Me: Mom...I don't think he would want to go..

Mom: Sure he would! I mean, don't you think he wants to meet you! We could save a spot for him! I bet he wouldn't want to be at the parade by himself!
Me:

uhh.....
And the scary part is, she wasn't drunk.
