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Posted: **5/9/2006, 9:16 pm**

Did anyone see the drowned alive show last night? I caught most of it. That guy is amazing. The best part was right at the end after he was out of the sphere and the guy told him that he "only" made just over 7 minutes. I don't think I've ever seen anyone look that disapointed for some time. I mean the guy was probably like 5 seconds away from death and his main concern was that he didn't break the record

Did anyone see if he did any interviews today? I would think he did, but I didn't hear any mention of it.

Posted: **5/9/2006, 9:23 pm**

i heard his skin was falling off from being in the water for so long!

ewwwwwwwww

Posted: **5/10/2006, 6:33 am**

I heard that too, and it would have made sense. However when he came out of the tank, I thought he looked remarkibly normal. They showed some pictures of his hands from other underwater stunts he did and they were white and really wrinkled up. From what I saw, he didn't look too "wrinkley" (is that even a word?

Posted: **5/10/2006, 11:40 am**

eww, his hands and feet were disgusting.

Posted: **5/10/2006, 3:57 pm**

i was so scared for him...i don't know why.
and it was really sad when he started to cry.

Posted: **5/10/2006, 4:41 pm**

dude, how is it magic to be put somewhere for a long time?

lock me up in a room for a few months and give me world news coverage.

and tons of money.

Posted: **5/10/2006, 9:06 pm**

Let's all go to DC and drown ourselves in a shallow pool because David Blaine said so.

Posted: **5/10/2006, 10:30 pm**

heh. south park just came on as soon as i read that.

Posted: **5/10/2006, 11:01 pm**

Oh thank God someone got the reference. Cookies for you!

Posted: **5/11/2006, 12:04 am**

my mom pointed out that this guy is pulling the exact same gig as evel knievel used to, what with voluntarily putting himself in danger and then getting all wrecked by it and then snivelling to america about their great support and how much he loves them

Posted: **5/11/2006, 12:59 am**

myownsatellite wrote:Oh thank God someone got the reference. Cookies for you!

Posted: **5/16/2006, 1:20 pm**

happening fish wrote:my mom pointed out that this guy is pulling the exact same gig as evel knievel used to, what with voluntarily putting himself in danger and then getting all wrecked by it and then snivelling to america about their great support and how much he loves them

only with a lot less motorcycles.

and canyons.

Posted: **5/16/2006, 6:50 pm**

i levitated at work today.

people really thought i did it.

lame asses.

Posted: **5/16/2006, 8:19 pm**

myownsatellite wrote:Oh thank God someone got the reference. Cookies for you!

oh snap! i just remembered i was supposed to make cookies! i'm a fool!

Posted: **5/16/2006, 8:21 pm**

Haha glad to be of service! *tips hat to you*

Posted: **5/16/2006, 9:52 pm**

where's my cookie?!

Posted: **5/16/2006, 10:23 pm**

I ate them.

Posted: **5/17/2006, 2:42 am**

fuck david blaine

what a square

Posted: **5/17/2006, 7:27 pm**

i've seen WAY too many david blaine card trick videos

i've seen them so much with my friend who was obsessed that i know how he does most of his tricks

Posted: **10/3/2006, 5:46 pm**

*poof*