Coutts Cartel

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 10/6/2002, 7:16 pm

happeninfish wrote:i do believe i put myself in charge of Spiffy Toque Maintanence

HOW THE HELL DO YOU SPELL MAINTAINANENTENTIENTNANCE?!?!

Maintenence

And Aerin is right, 'nuff said

Who wants to be Mr. Coutts personal flight attendant?

OLPGoose · Post by **OLPGoose** » 10/7/2002, 2:19 pm

I'll be his personal flight attendant

I odn't have anythng to say, but you said to liven the thread up, so...
I love duncan...he's awesome! I will stay loyal to the left side of the stage for the rest of my OLP concert life.....u wnat to know something?! at teh mtv thing, i was DIRECTLY infront of him and every time he looked over, i'd get TOTALLY nervous and look away! i'm such a dork, i cant even make eye contact! they day i meet him, they'll probably have to take me away on a stretcher(SP?)

liam · Post by **liam** » 10/7/2002, 2:22 pm

DUNCAN RULES!!!! KICKASS!

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 10/7/2002, 2:22 pm

I will swear on all things holy that Duncan gave me a thumbs-up my first concert. Not the crowd, not the dozens of people around me, me damnit.

Well I can dream, can't I?

liam · Post by **liam** » 10/7/2002, 2:28 pm

lucky for you' i've never been to an OLP concert, or a concert in general, but soon i will be once my brothers band starts playing live and stuff, but either way without duncan there wouldn't be any kickass bad ass looking bassists in the band (DER) Duncan's like the meaning of the phrase "You Complete ME"

OLPGoose · Post by **OLPGoose** » 10/7/2002, 2:49 pm

yessss, it was youuuu he gave the thumbs up to!actually, that clos eup, u can usually tell where he's looking and who its directed at so MAYBE u are right! and i can tell u what he wa sthinking whenever he looked at me "what the hell is up with that girl?!" he probably thinks im a total dork! ill have to wear a disguise at the next show!

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 10/7/2002, 2:55 pm

Me meeting Duncan

Me: OMFG OMFG OMFG! You da MAN Duncan!
Duncan: Hehe thanks kid...
Me: D'ya remember me?? Huh? Do ya? Huh huh!?
Duncan: Ermmm...
Me: London! September 10th 2001! I was right in front of you! You gave me a thumbs up!
Duncan: I did what now?
Me: You did!!! You gave that thumbs up to meeee!! MEEEEE!!!! *grabbing & shaking Duncan* MEEEEEE!

OLPGoose · Post by **OLPGoose** » 10/7/2002, 2:58 pm

oh my god, that made me laugh so hard!!!
seriously, di dthat happen? because then you're an even bigger dumbass than i am and i won't have anything to worry about when i meet him!!!

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 10/7/2002, 3:04 pm

No that didn't actually happen

... it would be more like this:

Me: Oh my God. Um.. Hi!!
Duncan: Hey.
Me: *boggle*
Duncan: Umm.. yep.
Me: Cneehivottograff?
Duncan: Huh?
Me: *pause* can. I. have. an. autograph?

(if I'm lucky) Duncan: Oh sure *gives me autograph*
Me:

Duncan: So... yeah.
Me:

Duncan: Nice weather we're having eh?
Me:

OLPGoose · Post by **OLPGoose** » 10/7/2002, 3:42 pm

nice of him to try and make conversation though!!!

in my advertising class, we have to make an inventiona nd market it. so mine is colored deodorant(like, its supposed to match your outfit. but its only meant for girls-no boys! because nobody wants to see multi-colored under-arm hair!!) but anyway, so to make this duncan-relavent: i'm naming it "Coutts".

how many times have u seen OLP live? how many times have u met duncan? he's really intimidating...id be scared to talk to him! raine would be really scary too, but DUNCAN....could never do it! jeremy would be fine because he's just a goofy little bastard

and steve just seems SO nice..plus, he was a fan once so it's like, we probably don't look as dorky to him when we just stand there and stare! but raine and duncan.......
I oculd atleast LOOK at raine! i couldn't even look at duncan...hehehe, id sneak a peak everytime he was looking down! the minute he looked up, id spin my head around so fast, id get whiplash!

i'm actually babbling because i have a fashion exam tomorrow on 5 chapters and i don't feel like reading them! okay, so if you're supposed to read the textbook, shouln't he TELL you?!? i just used to go to class and take notes and then the other day he's like "if you came to class, took notes and read the textbook, you'll do fine!" and i was like

"textbook?!" so now im sitting here trying to read 5 chapters and my head is like, spinning! okay, sorry for spamming......il go spam up another topic now! duncan is too good for my bitching!

liam · Post by **liam** » 10/7/2002, 5:32 pm

joe_canadian wrote:No that didn't actually happen ... it would be more like this:

Me: Oh my God. Um.. Hi!!
Duncan: Hey.
Me: *boggle*
Duncan: Umm.. yep.
Me: Cneehivottograff?
Duncan: Huh?
Me: *pause* can. I. have. an. autograph?
(if I'm lucky) Duncan: Oh sure *gives me autograph*
Me:
Duncan: So... yeah.
Me:
Duncan: Nice weather we're having eh?
Me:

Xavier870 · Post by **Xavier870** » 10/7/2002, 6:01 pm

^ What he said.

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 10/7/2002, 7:09 pm

I've only seen OLP twice and I haven't met the guys once

though I'll keep hounding them until they stop being celebrities, so one day!

OLPGoose · Post by **OLPGoose** » 10/8/2002, 11:50 am

well,you're still better off than me!ive only seen them ONCE and it was at the pre-party thing so they only played a 45 minute set---mostly singles other than the gravity song. did they play theif when u saw them? i would die! and cosnequence of laughing, hope, supersatellit....aah, i say we rally for a "no gravity allowed" tour after this gravity thing is over!!!! id like to see them once for gravity first though

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 10/8/2002, 7:14 pm

They played Thief the second time I saw them... it was great, though it was kinda a hard rockin' version, with a lot heavier guitars than on happiness.

Emily Jane · Post by **Emily Jane** » 10/8/2002, 8:12 pm

Hey, can I be in charge of anything that has to do with his bass? (tunning, mantainance, protecting, etc) 'cus I play bass and I'm really good with stuff like that.

I swear, when I get my own bass, I'm calling it Duncan.

Xavier870 · Post by **Xavier870** » 10/8/2002, 8:14 pm

My electric is going to be called Eminem. Not the rapper.

OLPGoose · Post by **OLPGoose** » 10/9/2002, 8:35 am

(naming your bass duncan!) I'm hoping I can draw a little "advertisement" out for my colored deodorant thing for my advertising class and then have somebody give it to duncan to hold and take a pic of him holding it. or maybe i will draw a paper deodorant stick or something and write "coutts" on it. then han dthat in as my celebrity promotion kind of deal. Duncan is my spokesperson!

my fashion exam was EASY! i finished in 20 minutes! that can mean one of two hings:
a)i got 100
b)i failed HORRIBLY...like a 30 or osmething

when u finish that quickly, there is no in between.
I'm kind of working on omething to get a CC/OMA/CM concert out o fthe guys....i hope it owrks!

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 10/9/2002, 1:04 pm

Hmm... the Coutts Cartel's acronym happens to be CC... well waddya know

OLPGoose · Post by **OLPGoose** » 10/9/2002, 3:09 pm

what is the deal with duncan only having 15 votes on the "who's the coolest" poll on the main page?! Every single time I ocme here, I vote for him(even though it doesn't count after youve already voted once!)regardless, i do it anyway, hoping, on day, i will out smart the computer and it will count my vote! anyway, so i was the 15th person to vote for duncan like, last week and since then, nobody else has voted!!!!!! now him and steve are tied!!!!!

GO VOTE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!