The Angry Haiku Thread

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 11/4/2003, 3:45 pm

I liked this one myself:

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

Oh, and the one about the lost novel

buzhwa · Post by **buzhwa** » 11/4/2003, 6:20 pm

Aw, dang, I was planning on posting the computer haikus.

My favorite is the blue screen of death too.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 11/4/2003, 6:30 pm

Martin Tielli
Is a musical genius
I want to steal him

starseed_10 · Post by **starseed_10** » 11/4/2003, 8:43 pm

lets go rioting
i'll light that dude's socks on fire
and we'll watch him burn

.:x:Marissa:x:. · Post by **.:x:Marissa:x:.** » 11/4/2003, 9:04 pm

guys = insensitive
break up then move on to best friend*
wow, so fucking nice

*AFTER TWO DAYS

Mechanical Thought · Post by **Mechanical Thought** » 11/5/2003, 2:23 pm

A pathetic girl
Ceasing to apprehend that
Moronic action.

Reyna · Post by **Reyna** » 11/5/2003, 3:05 pm

i am a squirrel
the kind that can fly or just
float around lightly.

buzhwa · Post by **buzhwa** » 11/6/2003, 8:23 pm

my Spanish paper
is about the flamenco
woo hoo yay yay yay

starseed_10 · Post by **starseed_10** » 11/6/2003, 8:30 pm

Penguin Josh · Post by **Penguin Josh** » 11/6/2003, 8:41 pm

Mechanical Thought · Post by **Mechanical Thought** » 11/6/2003, 9:29 pm

Josh apparently
Does not realize, to write
In angry haiku

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 11/7/2003, 11:04 am

"The IB Haiku" By Alex and Krissy
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With the easy grace
Of the agile green mantis
IB eats my brain.